"but wait what is that?!"
so accurate it hurts
HOLY SHIT THE COMPARISONS I CAN’T
anonymous prompted: so after watching that gay bar scene, all i could think of was blaine giving kurt a lap dance in front of all their friends but everyone is a little tipsy but kurt and blaine don’t even care because they’re too into it heyooo *u*
The only thing that scares me is getting through ‘Who Are You Now?’ It’s the last song and I always think about him when I sing it.
lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music
THIS MOMENT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
Darren has his right hand resting on his own right leg
Chris appears to have his right hand on his own left leg or near Darren’s right leg/knee
Chris is leaning on Darren’s right leg with his left arm is between Darren’s legs with his left hand resting on Naya’s leg just in front of Darren’s left hand which is also on Naya’s leg.
As Chris rolls his chest he drops his left shoulder - which pushes his elbow/forearm down into Darren’s crotch - Darren flexes the fingers on Naya’s leg and his thumb bumps Chris pinkie.
Chris completing the movement pulls his head up as he sucks in his bottom lip with a half smile/half ecstasy as his hand that Darren just touched also flexes.
How that got from there to here……
Still not remotely sorry - still not remotely obnoxious (well kind of - but oh well…. :)
I feel like I just read a porno director’s instructions to the cast OMFG
Wait, so does this mean we can all say we’ve seen Darren Criss touching himself with Chris Colfer on top of him?
jesus christ darren adjusting himself while chris’ ass is writhing all over his dick and saying ‘oh my god’ while looking at chris’ face with complete rapture and chris grabbing darren’t shoulder and biting his lip and smiling like he’s found the promised land and it’s…
imagine darren bodily pulling chris up more so chris’ ass is flush against his cock and chris can feel how hard he is even though they still have hours of filming and whenever camera coverage isn’t on them, darren holds chris in place and grinds up against him and whispers pure filth in his ear the whole time, telling chris just what exactly he’s going to do to him once they’re done filming
- The New York Times Review of Funny Girl